r/cats 6h ago

Video - OC CDS knows where I live now

Mama is the neighborhood feral that I am trying to befriend so I can trap her and have her spayed. Now add 3 babies to that goal.

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku 6h ago

Probably just open the door lol

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

Oh the way I ran to the door but I was about 30 seconds too late.

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u/MthsBTs 5h ago

Classic CDS move. They never stick around long enough to discuss the offer.

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u/SRSgiraffe090 5h ago

They just drop off a representative and disappear into paperwork.

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u/bam1007 4h ago

They’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s warranty.

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u/jjcrayfish 3h ago

*Cat's warranty

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 2h ago

That's what they said.

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u/havoc-heaven 4h ago

I would still be stood out there, desperately shaking a bag of treats, begging them to come back, cursing my poor psp-psp-psp skills!

Not that I'm desperate for a cat or 2 or anything...CDS please find me 🙏

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u/Heartsister 5h ago

Bless you!aa

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u/Adventurous_Ad6698 3h ago

Such a tease. She should at least take you out to dinner before playing these mind games.

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u/HijabiAngel 2h ago

On your left

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u/ShortStoryIntros 2h ago

Try placing a cardboard box outside your door with a blanket/towel inside

If there's a water dish nearby.. they probably won't stray too far away from it

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u/Top-Fox6250 4h ago

It's easy to say that, but the moment you take an animal in, it becomes your responsibility

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u/naidalys 4h ago

Yeah, I think we may be overcomplicating this. Just open the door and see what happens.

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u/Confident-Walk4401 3h ago

If only feral cats worked that way.

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u/HijabiAngel 2h ago

But sire, just do it

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u/FlauntFaint 35m ago

The last coming majestically he was like “ I don’t blame you my sons I was once young you but now papa is old

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u/ClockwerkConjurer 6h ago

Bro, that one baby got separated from the rest. 😞

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

I have a second video where he turns and yells for Mom and she came back for him :) Worry not, the family is all together or else if me outside looking for a spicy kitten that needs help

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u/LEGAL_SKOOMA 6h ago

oh thank god thank you for this update

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

No problem! When I saw him get separated I was worried until the second video popped up and I saw he has some serious vocal cords and found mom

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u/Awkward-Remote 5h ago

Please post for my mental health /j

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u/embos_wife 5h ago

I made a gif but now I can't figure out how to find it 🤣

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 47m ago

Don't you dare leave out that meow by posting a gif

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u/OriginalFuckGirl 5h ago

Thank you for confirming cuz I was legit upset lol

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u/Curious_tt777 4h ago

That second video is the happy ending everyone was hoping for. Glad Mom came back for her little screamer.

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u/Xelloss_Metallium_00 4h ago

Oh, thank goodness!!! I legitimately said, "Mama, you forgot a baby!" And then, when it started to dart off on its own, I was like, "Nononononono!!!" 😭💖

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u/ActorLarsimoto124 British Shorthair 2h ago

What a legend

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u/TheRealMasterTyvokka 6h ago

We know who in the family is missing the braincell.

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u/NANNYNEGLEY 6h ago

You get a penis or a brain, never both. It's genetically impossible.

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u/Obvious-Science-7119 5h ago

He's the weak one. Grab him. Love him. Forever.

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u/Confident-Walk4401 3h ago

need more care for weak one

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u/Kyhunsheo 5h ago

Maybe the mo didn’t go after the baby because it needs to learn a lesson to stay with the group lol I saw that baby look their direction they left and went the other way haha

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u/theZoid42 5h ago

That’s mom dolling out her least favorite first

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u/AboveBoard 2h ago

That's the CDS restocking. 

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u/Dentonfire 6h ago

*scratch scratch*
“We know you’re in there” 🐾

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

It's amazing who they know is safe. The feral cats stay near my house because they know my dog won't bother them (he's deaf and blind, even if he did sniff them out he'd likely adopt them). I've done what I can to help them all.

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u/Dentonfire 5h ago

Have you seen the outdoor cat shelter that comes with an insulated interior for cold weather? Idk if it normally comes with a camera but the cats usually look so cute n warm and content.

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u/embos_wife 5h ago

Yes! I thinking of adding one. We live in a cul-de-sac by a golf course, so it's quiet and we have a TON of mice. I want to do TNR, she can live out her days in peace in her neighborhood keeping the mice from eating my car

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u/hard-dee4u 5h ago

She’s not that good of a judge of character your trying to trap her and force surgery on her 🤷‍♂️

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u/embos_wife 5h ago

Then rerelease her to her home where she can live not constantly popping out kittens until it wears her body down and kills her? I've watched what happens to the ones we can't TNR

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u/L33BB 4h ago

You’re a wonderful person and doing the right things for them

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u/mainman879 4h ago

Cats, even strays, live longer and less stressful lives after being spayed. Being in heat puts immense stress on their bodies and minds and leads to shorter lifespans, not to mention overpopulation issues.

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u/Useful-Plankton8205 6h ago

That momma cat looks ripped!

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

She's gorgeous, I love black cats.

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u/Anything_ThatWorks 3h ago

Perfect for catching the local wildlife to feed her three children

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u/Spinbunluthaaa 6h ago

Your milkshake brings all the cats to the front door…

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

One step closer to my dream of being a Disney princess!

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u/Fluid-Depth2327 6h ago

Time to pony up with the food.

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

I do put out food for her when she stays around here. I think they have several sources so she seems to rotate where she stays

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u/IADpatient0 5h ago

Smart 🐈‍⬛

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u/kalashnikov482 6h ago

i love how routine it seems for the momma cat she's like "I'm here pls give me food" 😭

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

I usually sit it out after she comes by to doorbell cam because I know it's my turn on her rotation :)

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u/InevitableLeopard712 11m ago

I too get this meow every morning 😂 thanks for activating my “feed the cat” thoughts.

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u/iamacheeto1 6h ago

I think you joined the CDS subscription service

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 6h ago

"... they are coming"

-Gandalf

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u/lovebug_212 6h ago

Give me this problem all day please 😭

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

It's a problem. Husband says I'm capped, 4 cats, a dog, and 3 kids is enough. 2 of our cats are from this colony

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u/lovebug_212 6h ago

Awe wish I could take a couple of kitties off of your hands.

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u/campio_s_a 5h ago

I'll allow it

Edit: The husband

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u/lovebug_212 21m ago

Lmao well I’m in Canada I don’t think that’s possible unfortunately

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u/Acrobatic_Tailor478 6h ago

You are good and kind. Thank you.

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

Thank you :) I just love animals. All of them 🤣

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u/Acrobatic_Tailor478 6h ago

Me too. How someone treats animals shows their kindness and decency

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u/embos_wife 5h ago

100% I don't trust anyone who hates animals. You can not want pets, but to hate their existence... We've saved every thing from mice to hawks here

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u/lamamadeFitz 5h ago

Exactly Op!! I’m the same, I’d have a whole zoo in my house if I could 🤣

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u/embos_wife 5h ago

If I ever become wealthy, there will be signs. I will have a little town built for cats and I will adopt every long term resident of the shelters that I can to come live out their days in kitty town.

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u/lamamadeFitz 5h ago

Count me in as a volunteer! 🙋🏼‍♀️ sounds amazing!!!!!!!!!

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 2h ago

🎼take me to…Kitty town! Take me to kittay town!🎶

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u/Unhappy-Attention760 6h ago

you are surrounded... come out with your treats up

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u/Lanky-Peak-2222 6h ago

The word is out.

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

I'm afraid it's been out. I raised 1 litter when mama disappeared (we never found her :() and I have another that we found in our garage alone. They know a sucker and an animal in need will always trump all

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u/Maleficent_Froyo7336 6h ago

Oh!! I so hope you get them all OP!

I've currently got a neighborhood stray mama on my finished front porch singing the song of her horny ancestors. She's got a surgery appointment in 8 days.

Her kittens were raised to around 12 weeks and homed out to a lovely couple who wanted both and drove a 6 hour round trip to have them 🩷

I wish you the best of luck!! You're doing a wonderful thing

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u/LawlessFeathers 5h ago

“Song of her horny ancestors” 😂 thank you for giving me my first laugh of the day. I will be using this for my mom’s kitten.

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u/Maleficent_Froyo7336 5h ago

Hahaha please do! 😆

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u/SammySamSammerson 6h ago

You got signed up for a subscription!

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u/OutrageousTree7766 6h ago

Lol the last one

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

He found his way back to the group with some impressive vocal cords :)

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u/OutrageousTree7766 6h ago

Ya i saw the comments but thanks for taking the time to update again in case

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u/AgileNetwork9375 6h ago

At least it’s not the raccoon or possum distribution system.

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

I've had a possum come to the door! I was so stinking excited! The racoons we don't see much, just the mess when they find a trash can that isn't larched

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u/AgileNetwork9375 5h ago

Possums carry diseases that can kill horses like EPM. Treatment is expensive. Not a fan of

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u/embos_wife 5h ago

I live in town, no horses near me :)

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u/AgileNetwork9375 5h ago

They are also hosts to disease effecting people like salmonella, leptospirosis, Chagas, and various parasites

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u/embos_wife 5h ago

Well I'm not petting them. He's outside, it was his home long before mine so we live in harmony.

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u/FinvaraSidhe 5h ago

Mom dropping the kids off at the sitter

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u/embos_wife 5h ago

Gladly.

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u/octosloppy 5h ago

CDS OPEN UP!!!

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u/Old_Specialist7892 6h ago

That's a looong boi

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u/LawlessFeathers 5h ago

Hey shes helping you hit your goal faster. It just went from 1 future being saved to 4!

Mama knows you’re a good person. She brought those kittens to you on purpose.

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u/Morbid187 5h ago

Oh no! That one baby was being too curious about your front door and got left behind then went the wrong way when he realized it!

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u/embos_wife 5h ago

He got back! With his impressive vocal cords mama hear his cries and came and got him :)

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u/BlackMetal81 4h ago

My Uncle Mike would do that. Catch them, spay/neuter them, then set them free

9/10 times they would stick around after that, and he eventually had a little cat colony at his house. I miss my Uncle Mike..

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u/embos_wife 4h ago

Sounds like my people! When we moved here the colony was huge, 30-50 cats. In the last 11 years we've worked to trap kittens and TNR and move some of them to be barn cats. There's maybe 7 cats left now counting these 3 babies. It's hard to know if you got them all when they are almost all orange, black, and tortie

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u/Svartdraken 6h ago

Ameowzon delivery

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u/ikesbutt 5h ago

Poor little lost baby🙀

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u/embos_wife 5h ago

He found his way back!

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u/ikesbutt 5h ago

That's good news😻

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u/Chemical_Ad_1618 5h ago

The last one just ignored his mom!

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u/TheIadyAmalthea 5h ago

Why don’t I get these kinds of visitors to my door? All I get are people trying to sell their service or religion!

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u/embos_wife 5h ago

I'd answer my door a lot more often if this was my visitor!

We are lucky to be tucked away a bit and get a lot of visitors of all types since our dog is deaf and blind. They all learned quick that there's no need to run from him 🤣 But the ferals usually stay away from houses, this is a lovely development for me!

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u/TheIadyAmalthea 5h ago

I’m at the end of a dead end street in a rural-ish area. I don’t get too many people back here. I did get a fat raccoon at my porch one night! He was running back and forth screaming and I peeked out of the door and he took off!

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u/embos_wife 5h ago

I would squee so loud I'd scare him. I LOVE racoons. Naughty little buggers but the cute makes it worth it

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u/Questions_Remain 5h ago

Ya, i need a cat. I already have a roof. I don’t need 2 roofs but everyone could use two cats.

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u/HailtheBrusselSprout 5h ago

If at any point recently you felt a little weird scar on your neck then you were chipped. Mama knows what to do.

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u/MegaMau_ 3h ago edited 2h ago

Get them used to eating in the garage with the door just up enough for them to get in.

Add a motion detecting camera.

When all the cats are inside use garage door opener, that you have taken out of your car, and close it on them.

Works best if the car is not in the garage.

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u/embos_wife 2h ago

Genius!

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u/globalchick2023 6h ago

Please get those babies off the streets asap so they can become socialised and have a chance at a normal life and at an appropriate time they also need desexing.

Please approach rescues for help with getting the kittens. The mother cat will need to be neutered as soon as possible or she will have more

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

Working on it but the colony is really old and very wary of humans. We can't get within 20 feet of them and the traps haven't been super successful.

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u/Estellalatte 6h ago

That’s a truly feral cat, they absolutely won’t interact with humans.

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u/embos_wife 6h ago

Yes. I think I might be able to get her now because she is so comfortable coming up to my house. They tend to stay to the sewers and the wooded area near me which is really hard to get them. But these are all truly feral.

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u/DistractedThinker 6h ago

We had the same problem. Some just refuse to walk into a trap. Have you tried a drop-trap? It was more expensive, but worth it for all the cats we’ve been able to TNR and multiple kittens that can be trapped at one time. We’ve found paracord works best to yank when hiding far away out of sight. Thank you for your hard work with these cats.

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u/MixedEchogenicity 6h ago

OP already has that goal in mind and has helped many cats.

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u/BitternessBureau 6h ago

When you’re working the night shift at Freddy’s but want the animatronics to come to you

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u/essentialsgw 6h ago

Mom is just trying to leave them one by one to good homes. 🥰 I'm glad he's safe tho

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u/Crackytacks 6h ago

So cute I want a hoard of cats to come to my door lol

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u/Advanced-Avocado-573 5h ago

This is my dream

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u/Morbid187 5h ago

They're coming for what is rightfully theirs!

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u/honeyapp 5h ago

That’s so cute. Hope you catch them soon

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u/angrydepresseddamsel 5h ago

Pla send them my address 😅

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u/highderaa 5h ago

glorious

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u/mammajessiof3 4h ago

Aw! I'm trying to do the same thing! There's a stray momma 2 doors down and lives under their deck! I've contacted a place but I have to contact the home owners and I can never seem to catch them! Id love to do a TNR! I dont want to see any homeless hungry kitties outside!

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u/Immediate-Yak3138 3h ago

That happened to my upstairs neighbor as well recently. There was a friendly stray orange that he finally got around to allowing to stay and got an appointment lined up to get spayed.

Too late, Trojan cat. Need to ask him for pics next time I see him

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u/not_a_heretek 5h ago

Call Cat Police 🚨 but beware they love to ESCALATE

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u/THE_HORKOS 5h ago

Thank you

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u/Mosinphile 5h ago

Leave some kibble and water out

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u/ermghoti 5h ago

Jackpot!

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u/The_Arbitraitor 4h ago

Put cardboard box outside and you will get free cat.

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u/shortmumof2 4h ago

Omg what a lovely family! 🥰Are you going to put out food, water and shelter to try to trap them?

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u/embos_wife 4h ago

Working on it! The colony is old and very feral, they usually don't come near the houses, so I think I'm gaining trust.

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u/shortmumof2 4h ago

Ah so might just have to do a TNR? Especially with Mom, babies might be able to catch for adoption since they're still young, yeah?

Edit: hopefully Mom will let you or someone else take her in though 🤞

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u/embos_wife 4h ago

Yes! I have gotten 6 babies socialized and adopted through the years so I think those babies can still be socialized pretty easily. Mama will just be a TNR

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u/shortmumof2 4h ago

Oh you're a very good person! ❤️ Great job 👏

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u/Perlinian_Willow 4h ago

Looks like you have been running from them for a while and have some back taxes due, so you get a whole family to get back on track.

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u/embos_wife 4h ago

Such a burden to have to bear 😭

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u/Phylace 4h ago

I have one cat and a 2 acre yard/forest. My neighbor has 9 cats and a tiny yard. Cats don't understand or care about property lines. I essentially have 10 cats.

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u/embos_wife 4h ago

No they don't. I have 4 but they are strictly indoor. It is nice to have a few TNR around the neighborhood because the mice got out of control when the colony got too small. Started chewing on our house and cars

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u/TinyFugue 3h ago

Cat equivalent of "Two. Dollars."

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u/Thunder-ten-tronckh 2h ago

Catter Day Saints?

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u/_Jetto_ 4h ago

What do you usual feed them?

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u/KristinKitty 3h ago

I wish this would happen to me

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u/majorita_disgaea234 Tuxedo 3h ago

awww so cute those kittens are! those babies are cute 🥰

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u/Time_Bug9562 3h ago

can't stop them now

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u/Defiant_Chipmunk2570 2h ago

Best day ever!

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u/stickytuna 2h ago

I would cry tears of joy

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u/OCD_4_cats 2h ago

This makes me thinking of CDS when I lived in the trailer court. I worked closely with local trap/spaylneuter/release program volunteers. Lol

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u/Thin_Profile6265 1h ago

Place half can of tuna outside the door, once they are gathered by it open the door slowly, and have the rest on a plate inside.

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u/Starslip 37m ago

I love the "come on, kids" meow and most of them obey. Also the "where'd everybody go?" look from the little one that got left behind.

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u/SerinaL 7m ago

Open the door and help them out

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u/Hairy-Importance320 3h ago

Stop feeding, more will just show up. Just call animal control. Unless you’re going sell the kitties for $50 a piece.