If you are reading this, you have been penalized for speeding at 60.1 km/h in the Monaco pit lane. Please serve your penalty in the comments and you will receive a limited edition flair.

[u/overspeeed]

In order to serve your penalty all you have to do is send a top-level comment in which you name a driver who did NOT get a penalty and come up with a good reason for why they should also be penalized.

Please use the following format:

Driver: <Lastname>
Reason: <a totally legit reason for why they should be penalized>

Small warning: some of you may fail to serve the penalty... in which case you may receive a different flair

[u/overspeeed]

All the karma from this post will be donated to the Principality of Monaco as development aid for road maintenance. Together we can prevent further pain and suffering for Monégasque citizens

[u/StrobeWafel_404]

Driver: Hadjar

Reason: WHY IS THIS F**CKING #*$*#( NOT WORKING AARGHH

[u/tobias_the_letdown → u/StrobeWafel_404]

Second seat problems.

[u/eeronlol → u/tobias_the_letdown]

Didn't really work for the first seat either tbf

[u/sceaet → u/StrobeWafel_404]

I DESTROYED THE CARRR

[u/Mr_Knutsen]

Driver: Max Verstappen

Reason: Leaving the track and gaining an advantage.

[u/practicalcabinet → u/Mr_Knutsen]

The advantage being not having to deal with the rest of the Grand Prix.

[u/Valuable-Yard-4154 → u/practicalcabinet]

Max was seen swearing at the screen as he played CoD online on lap 69

[u/alb92 → u/Valuable-Yard-4154]

He went home, fired up his sim and completed the Monaco Grand Prix before anyone else.

[u/TheoreticalScammist → u/alb92]

Only because Codemasters failed to update the Monaco track conditions properly for the 2026 update

[u/helicopterjoee]

Driver: Kimi

Reason: Was speeding FOR 78 LAPS

[u/AutoModerator → u/helicopterjoee]

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[u/xXTERMIN8RXXx → u/helicopterjoee]

BWOAH!

[u/Div_K]

Driver: Alonso

Reason: Executing El Plan

[u/DavidBmw1986 → u/Div_K]

El pointo

[u/FrostyTill]

Driver: Norris

Reason: Piastri had one

[u/Holstern → u/FrostyTill]

It's only fair.

[u/colaalex → u/Holstern]

It’s only flair

[u/samurai-mad-mad → u/FrostyTill]

papaya rules baby!

[u/Serotyr]

Driver: Ocon

Reason: Ocon

[u/MTonmyMind → u/Serotyr]

Driver: Bearman

Reason: Ocon

[u/Sea-Belt-2937 → u/MTonmyMind]

Driver: Gasly

Reason: Also Ocon

[u/Zentra48 → u/Sea-Belt-2937]

Driver: Alonso

Reason: Once again Ocon

[u/Ok_Grape50 → u/Zentra48]

driver: Leclerc

Reason: Also Ocon

[u/SendeschlussTV → u/Ok_Grape50]

driver: Perez

Reason: Also Ocon

[u/Turbulent_Place_7064 → u/SendeschlussTV]

Driver :

Reason: believe it or not, Ocon.

[u/YEET280706 → u/Turbulent_Place_7064]

Driver : Verstappen

Reason : Somehow Ocon

[u/MoloPowah → u/YEET280706]

Driver: Sebastian Loeb

Reason: Also somehow Ocon

[u/chaos_of_an_up → u/MoloPowah]

Driver: Lawson

Reason: Ocon, uh I mean Alonso

[u/refresher1121 → u/Sea-Belt-2937]

Believe it or not, straight to Jail

[u/bluestrattos → u/Serotyr]

I was amused that Ocon was one of the few that didn't got a penalty. Did FIA changed the default driver in the penalty form?

[u/SargeanTravis → u/bluestrattos]

They personally mailed notification of his penalty by mail to his house

[u/justasapling → u/bluestrattos]

This is an error and it must be corrected ASAP. The quality of the product would suffer dramatically.

[u/AutoModerator → u/Serotyr]

Penalty served. You will receive your flair shortly

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[u/fullup72 → u/Serotyr]

Ocon's razor

[u/Downtown-Job3236]

Driver: Hamilton

Reason: Dating Kim and ignoring red flags

[u/hoax709 → u/Downtown-Job3236]

this one got a good chuckle outta me well done!

[u/NonsenseAverse → u/Downtown-Job3236]

So. Many. Red. Flags!

[u/Dafuq_me → u/NonsenseAverse]

All the red flags one might say

[u/KraftyRre → u/Downtown-Job3236]

Valid

[u/notathr0waway1 → u/Downtown-Job3236]

Hamilton DID get a penalty though, he was one of the first and he served it for free when Ferrari double stacked him with LeClerc

[u/sunpex → u/notathr0waway1]

At Le'Chuck's detriment, shall we not forget?

[u/AutoModerator → u/Downtown-Job3236]

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[u/rustyb42 → u/[deleted]]

Don't mention towels. You'll summon the Moroccan fans

[u/MaxSirXem]

Driver: Leclerc

Reason: At this point I think he's into it

[u/Ashtr0naughty → u/MaxSirXem]

Into what ? The wall ? 😄

[u/overspeeed]

Driver: Medical Car Driver

Reason: Yellow Flag infringement when Sainz got spun around

[u/AutoModerator → u/overspeeed]

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[u/Radiant_Jump_6087 → u/overspeeed]

Twice!

[u/whoathatsinterestin → u/overspeeed]

Medical Car Driver: Caused an unsafe release into the track and failed to maintain delta under VSC.

[u/Omophorus → u/overspeeed]

Question: If one were to, say, have a Hulkenpodium flair, that is gone forever should it be replaced with a Monaco pit lane speeding flair, correct? Or is there a system for re-applying previous silly/custom flairs (I don't see Hulkenpodium in my flair list)?

[u/jason9045]

Driver: Carlos Sainz Vázquez de Castro Cenamor Rincón Rebollo Birto Moreno de Aranda Don Pero Urrielagoiria Pérez Deltún

Reason: Too many last names

[u/MattBe92 → u/jason9045]

Back to you, Bob.

[u/DubioserKerl]

Driver: Vettel

Reason: Did not start the race

[u/bselko → u/DubioserKerl]

Smh is he even trying anymore

[u/rwbeckman → u/DubioserKerl]

It was Inspector Seb, in the the pit lane, with those suspicious eyes.

[u/Space_Puzzle]

Driver: Kim Kardashian

Reason: Stealing Kimi's towel

[u/sundark94 → u/Space_Puzzle]

To be fair, you can't spell Kimi without "Kim"

[u/NJohnson011]

Driver: Max Verstappen

Reason: Took his steering wheel and went home

[u/Keeyene → u/NJohnson011]

Ayy you got a special flair! Nice reason too

[u/SolusLega → u/Keeyene]

I'm torn if i wanna keep hulkenpodium or get a pit speeding flair

[u/nadthegoat → u/SolusLega]

Hulkenpodium is easily more iconic

[u/MayoManCity → u/SolusLega]

im keeping the hulkenpodum

[u/Skylight90 → u/MayoManCity]

100%, that's a generational event

[u/Curious_Giraffe7425 → u/NJohnson011]

Wait why you got a different flair 😂 Nice reason btw

[u/BountyBob → u/Curious_Giraffe7425]

Small warning: some of you may fail to serve the penalty... in which case you may receive a different flair

[u/AutoModerator → u/NJohnson011]

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[u/Abi_Jurassic]

Driver: Hamilton

Reason: Ignoring red flags

[u/LordIntrepid16 → u/Abi_Jurassic]

Well he drives for Ferrari. All their flags are red. 😜

[u/Agreeable-Site97 → u/LordIntrepid16]

Is the Kardashians the red flags?

[u/dadepu]

Driver: Bottas. Reason: traditions.

[u/Kaasgackl]

Driver: Antonelli

Reason: Overlapping half the grid and winning by 30+ seconds in Monaco is a blatant violation of the traditional "Thou Shalt Boredly Follow Each Other for 78 Laps" agreement. Leaving the entire field with severe separation anxiety while single-handedly destroying the championship tension is pure unsportsmanlike conduct.

[u/Temeee- → u/Kaasgackl]

This was actually insane, he had lapped everyone but Ferraris before the first safety car

[u/TheHud85 → u/Temeee-]

Imagine getting lapped by your teammate 😭

[u/_gloriana → u/TheHud85]

One of my f1 superfan dad’s favourite anecdotes is the time Senna crashed trying to lap Prost, who was P2, in Monaco. He’ll tell it anytime Senna or Monaco come up in conversation. He’s SO excited about Antonelli.

[u/djnAffie → u/TheHud85]

In arguably one of the fastest cars of the pack...

[u/NedelC0 → u/Kaasgackl]

Du du du du Antonelli

[u/julienjj → u/NedelC0]

To to to to, antonelli

[u/Lucky-Purpose-9478 → u/julienjj]

Au au auu antoneli

[u/AutoModerator → u/Kaasgackl]

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[u/Emp31]

Driver: Gentlemen

Reason: A short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?

[u/majelbstoat → u/Emp31]

I’m sorry what was the question?

[u/demo_knight7567 → u/Emp31]

can you repeat the question

[u/hayate99 → u/Emp31]

Lets ask Jensen BUTTONS.

[u/gabriel_GAGRA]

Driver: Carlos Sainz

Reason: Going the wrong way on a public road

[u/ArdentJCO]

Driver: Charles

Reason: Ferrari

[u/I_Dint_Know_A_Name]

Driver: Lawson

Reason: yeah that's right, you forgot he was in the race didn't you?

[u/Bdr1983 → u/I_Dint_Know_A_Name]

A weirdly chaotic race and Lawson was just there, being invisible and scoring points.

[u/Invalid_u404 → u/Bdr1983]

And not just some points, but p5

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Shit I didn't serve my penalty

[u/MadWorgen → u/I_Dint_Know_A_Name]

You just got another one for swearing mate

[u/T_Ricstar]

Driver: Max Verstappen

Reason: Quit the Race early to avoid getting a penalty

[u/QueefInMyKisser]

Driver: Bearman

Reason: not being a superhero who can turn into a bear

[u/Ok-Juice-9494 → u/QueefInMyKisser]

Driver: Bearman

Reason: false advertising (not half bear half man)

[u/WhoNeedsAfriend69]

Did I lose my I was here for hulkenberg podium flair?

[u/MalevolentFather → u/WhoNeedsAfriend69]

My first thought was to check if I'd be losing my Hulk flair.

[u/IPJBrennan → u/MalevolentFather]

I fear many Hulkenpodium brethren have been lost

[u/Poopingisasignipoop → u/IPJBrennan]

The pit lane infractions are funny, but the Hulkenpodium is too important. I shall decline the flair.

[u/RememberTooSmile → u/Poopingisasignipoop]

Same, never trading this flair in

[u/Sasquatch-d → u/RememberTooSmile]

I wish we could collect them instead of losing it forever. But no way I’m giving up the Hulk flair.

[u/Vedzah → u/RememberTooSmile]

The flair and meme would have to be exceptionally funny for me to trade. However, that is very unlikely

[u/Dry_Salamander_9437 → u/Vedzah]

Here will all the Hulkenpodium fellows

[u/obstinateideas → u/Dry_Salamander_9437]

Indeed. You can pry this flair out of my cold, dead hands — I’m not giving it up any time soon.

[u/Apokolypze → u/obstinateideas]

Correct. We shall honor the Hulkenpodium for the rest of time.

[u/Sprezzatura1988 → u/Apokolypze]

Same

[u/qef15 → u/obstinateideas]

I ain't trading this flair for anything.

I am also a personal fan of him. They can pry this flair, whenever reddit ever goes six feet under, from whenever my account is by that time.

[u/Mr_Worldwide1810 → u/IPJBrennan]

NOOOOO

[u/DankRopes → u/Mr_Worldwide1810]

I was here for losing the hulkenpodium flair

[u/Downtown_Let → u/MalevolentFather]

There can be only one...

[u/elyssie → u/WhoNeedsAfriend69]

Ah man, the consequences of my memeposting....

[u/Rainbow_Sex → u/WhoNeedsAfriend69]

All good things must end at some point

[u/encikmizi → u/WhoNeedsAfriend69]

fuck just saw your comment after i commented. rip my Hulkenpodium flair :(

[u/Rakazor → u/WhoNeedsAfriend69]

Damn, thanks for this, I almost wrote the comment, but thankfully I read this first.

[u/nevermoree11 → u/WhoNeedsAfriend69]

FUCK

[u/benjesty2002 → u/WhoNeedsAfriend69]

I want to participate here, but cannot face that cost.

[u/clickityclickk]

Driver: Piastri

Reason: does nothing P4

[u/Life-Wasabi-9674]

Driver: Verstappen

Reason: Having number 33 instead of 3

[u/PastaSenpay]

this race was like those open lobbies where the host turns off pit assist and doesn't tell anyone

[u/spyker31]

Driver: Leclerc

Reason: Cursed

[u/1donutx]

Driver: Stroll

Reason: Lance

[u/90TigerWW2K → u/1donutx]

Driver: Stroll

Reason: Lawrence

[u/Worldly-Till3483]

Driver: Hamilton

Reason: Kim K

[u/OmegaPoint6]

Driver: Verstappen

Reason: He took a shortcut to his apartment so reached it several hours too early

[u/claudiu_gd]

Driver: Charles Leclerc
Reason: Esteban Ocon.

[u/AceMKV]

Driver: Hulkenberg

Reason: Suck my balls mate

[u/Western_Operation820]

Driver: Piastri

Reason: Papaya rules. It's only fair if he gets a penalty.

[u/Longjumping-Net2602 → u/Western_Operation820]

He did get one, norris is the one who didnt im fairly sure

[u/anthsoul]

Driver: Lewis Hamilton
Reason: Ignoring multiple red flags with Kim K.

[u/M1ggyD87]

Driver: Perez

Reason: Forgotten how race starts work.

[u/thodaruthu_kadikum]

Driver: Cat

Reason: meow

[u/tim33z]

Driver: Brundle

Reason: chased down Kim to ask about the towel incident after the race

[u/maumau43 → u/tim33z]

watch out man, he’s nearly famous!

[u/sewer_pickles → u/maumau43]

I would like to see a “he’s nearly famous” flair

[u/Affectionate-Key5198]

Driver: Stroll

Reason: Successfully found grip everywhere except the intended location.

[u/yawn_oink]

Driver: Russell
Reason: Was forecast a championship

[u/xrbsp]

Driver: Ocon

Reason: Existing

[u/SpaceOdysseus23]

Driver: Leclerc

Reason: Unapologetic masochist for Ferrari

[u/p4intball3r]

Driver: Verstappen

Reason: Breaking the car on the start line so he could walk home and sim race

[u/WhiteMoss_]

Driver: Hamilton

Reason: girlfriend stole a towel from the guy who took his old seat

[u/Ionuzzu123]

Driver: Räikkönen
Reason: Bwoah

[u/musicallymotivated93 → u/Ionuzzu123]

Reason 2: having a shit

[u/gamr05055]

Driver: George Reason: George

[u/drunKKKen]

Driver: Räikkönen
Reason: Bwoah!

[u/cio93]

Driver: Rosberg

Reason: Did not win in equal machinery

[u/dgtl24_nl]

Driver: Verstappen

Reason: Being passed 20 times on Monaco

[u/Neveless]

Driver: Max Verstappen
Reason: Could’ve ran the Monaco Grand Prix instead

[u/Matewoth]

Driver: Leclerc

Reason: Stockholm-syndrome

[u/thebassiegamer]

Driver: Ben Sulayem
Reason: Wanted to get to the drivers faster.

[u/BadPronunciation → u/thebassiegamer]

I'm hesitant tm retire my hulkenpodium flair 

[u/No_Mirror_8533]

Can I still get the flair if i don't agree with the penalty?? I had my car set to 59.5 hm/h!

[u/Intrepid_Doctor8193]

Driver: Me

Reason: I live in Indonesia, speed limits don't mean jack here.

[u/jacemano]

Driver: Max

Reason: Wanted to get back to my apartment to sim race

[u/imnotyourbuddypaI]

Driver : Fernando Alonso

Reason : GP2 engine

[u/WhoNeedsAfriend69]

Driver: Me

Reason: Need to pee

[u/commiebiogirl]

driver: me

reason: i don’t have a license AND i sped in the pit lane

[u/SajjeB]

Driver: Sainz

Reason: breaking wind and causing a collision

[u/Successful-Peach-764]

Driver: Verstappen
Reason: Watching the race from home.

[u/KilllllerWhale]

Driver: Charles Leclerc

Reason: I am stupid

[u/GyalogKakukk04]

Driver: Max Verstappen

Reason: went home Kimi Räikkönen style

[u/N0YAA]

Driver : daniel ricciardo
Reason : missed by the paddock and was invited to serve penalty

[u/theSituation39]

Driver: Scott Steiner

Reason: You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

[u/L4nz3lot]

Driver: Leclerc

Reason: Breaks

[u/NotAPreppie → u/L4nz3lot]

But not brakes?

[u/Edlar_89]

Driver: Ocon

Reason: Ocon

[u/quietly_myself]

Driver: The Hulk
Reason: Too damn sexy for my car

[u/DisNiggNogg]

Driver: Verstappen

Reason: waiting more than 1 second in the start

[u/Tamoker]

Driver: Antonelli
Reason: Unsporting behaviour - not slowing down to give car 63 their forecasted championship

[u/Mr_Flash3234]

Driver: Isack Hadjar

Reason: He destroyed ze car

[u/EliteRevexha]

Driver : Me

Reason : I once ate pizza with pineapple

[u/Avia_NZ → u/EliteRevexha]

There is no penalty strong enough

[u/carlogeppetto]

Driver: Verstappen

Reason: Being a victim of the #3 curse

[u/56473829110]

Driver: Hamilton

Reason: ignoring multiple red flags 

[u/Turbowarrior991]

Driver: Liam Lawson Reason: Surviving the RB Academy Meat grinder (somehow)

[u/Jam_Herobrine]

Driver: Hulkenpodium
Reason: I was here for the Hulkenpodium

(Honnestly not sure if i should get rid of current flair given its limited stature And because I will never get it again, But Alas i will accept my penalty)

Edit: Damnit

[u/elyssie → u/Jam_Herobrine]

The cost of memeposting.

[u/pearl_pluto]

Driver : Leclerc Reason : not taking the blame for shit brakes

[u/meazflash]

Driver: Ocon

Reason: too French

[u/miztersweven]

Driver: Verstappen

Reason: He obstructed other drivers at the start.

[u/Shaddix-be]

Driver: Raikkonen
Reason: bwoah

[u/RD_0310]

Driver: Hakkinen

Reason: Didn't end his sabbatical

[u/Panzetita]

Driver: Tsunoda

Reason: he knows what to do

[u/iLythium]

Driver: Lawson

Reason: Being a good boy

[u/JPSgfx]

Driver: Sergio Perez

Reason: Getting a point in the team's first season is considered speeding

[u/Jhin-]

Driver: Leclerc

Reason: Existential Depression

[u/AllAboutPizza1246]

Driver: Jos Verstappen

Reason: not crashing for once.

[u/coolridgesmith]

Driver: Kimi Antonelli Reason: it wouldnt have mattered anyway...

[u/Dewbler]

Driver: Leclerc

Reason: *screech*

[u/Gathor62]

Driver: Grosjean
Reason: driving on fire

[u/racingskater]

Driver: Lawson

Reason: Encouraged his younger teammate to jump in the harbour with him, with their boots still on. Also for causing the reel of him walking away from the water after he got out to be three hours long for some reason.

[u/Refroof25]

Driver: Verstappen

Reason: Impeding the safety car in lap 1

[u/DaciaSanderoF1Team]

Driver: Max Verstappen

Reason: The race wasn't simply lovely

[u/Fashque111]

Driver: Verstappen

Reason: Speedy return to home

[u/LordOfPorridge]

Driver: Kimi Raikkonen 

Reason: He could not have the drink

[u/Kryzl_]

Driver: Leclerc

Reason: Wasn’t drunk enough to drive

[u/Huntsipallukka]

Oh hey I was the one!

[u/deliberatederailed]

Driver : Lindblad

Reason: Not pitting under either safety car.

[u/vVictorianv]

Driver: Hamilton

Reason: Ray J

[u/hairychris88]

Driver: Fabrizio Barbazza

Reason: being the unfairly overlooked Driver of the Day at Donington Park in 1993